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Wheels: Cadillac CTS-V Coupe (2011)

We all know that my boy Chris is serious with his selections for “Wheels”. His choices are hand picked, and his taste impeccable. In the spirit of such fined tuned engineering I now endeavor to add my first car to our Dreamland Garage.

Thanks to the recession American automotive companies have been forced to return to their roots. They’ve been pushed to model innovative vehicles; they’ve been pressured to accentuate quality. In reality, they have been asked by the American public to reinstate their claim as the Godfathers of the industry.

One of the most recent cars to rise to this occasion is the 2011 Cadillac CTS-V Coupe. The flagship vehicle for the 2010 Tiff awards, this magnificent beast truly only needs to be seen once. With its 6.2L Supercharged V8, and 556 foaming horses, any wannabe Batman finally has the carriage to get him through Gotham.

Furthermore the fully loaded model comes with all of Cadillac’s arousing features: Magnetic Ride Control; Brembo brakes; angle adjusting lighting; and Bose 5.1 surround sound. All in all an extension of your manhood that will make Viagra look like some Flintstone’s Vitamins.

What I like most is the fact it has two doors and ten speakers. That’s just enough room for me and my dream girl. That’s just enough bass to make a statement.

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Comments

  • Adam W

    Good write Jon – as if the design and trim of the CTS-V isn’t beautiful enough … the numbers are stunning. The last time I remember Cadillac making such an impact was with a vehicle called the “Escalade” which spawned an entire new automotive segment. Henry Leland (Cadillac found) would be proud of this gem

  • Sharlene

    I want to have sex not in that car, but with that car. Sorry hun!

    • John Gerontzos

      WOW! Thanks Godfrey for tempting my wife with a CAR!

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