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Epic Meal Time

Finally! A group of individuals who share in my outrageous gluttony. For years I have been challenged, scolded, questioned and reprimanded for my eating habits. Thanks to the fine pioneers at Epic Meal Time, I am no longer alone.

There is little-to-no information on this online comedy team, however their work quite easily speaks for itself. The goal of their bi-weekly shorts is to continuously up the anti on the most fattening, cholesterol filled concoctions they can imagine. The (on average) 3-minute sketches are filled with a step-by-step tutorial on exactly what they are making and how it’s done.

Their most recent debauchery is the “Meatball Deathstar”. This giant meatball consists of pasta, cheese, garlic, “green decorative bullshit”, 3 different types of ground meat and a lot of butter. It comes out looking (surprisingly) very appetizing. As does all of their ridiculous recipes. If there is one thing that people will never be able to take away from these guys, it’s the fact that they can actually cook! All of their prep-work is immaculate, their chopping is precise and their process is flawless.

You’ll be laughing, salivating and cringing all at the same time upon watching. From the aggressively anger-filled beginnings, to their determinedly declarative endings, you will be in awe.

Connect with them, and watch their innovative creations below!

UPDATE! – Slaughterhouse Christmas Special

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Youtube Channel


  • Anonymous

    You got #christmasweek started off proper. Calories be damned, the creative process must not be frustrated!!!

    • Chris Elliott

      Yesir! We movin! Next up Flow-blog. Brap!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Wood/541180607 Adam Wood

    All I have to say is “Bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a PIG!!!” – these guys are amazing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

    One small step for food; one giant leap for foodkind

    • Chris Elliott

      Yes!!! They fearlessly go, where I’ve never had to courage to venture!

    • Anonymous

      DUDE! I watched this the other day and vomited and was ravenous at the same time! SO FUCKING GOOD!

      Chris, you da man! You’re stories are soemthing I’d never think of and I love you for it!

      • Chris Elliott

        Thanks a lot dog. I really appreciate the love homie.

  • Anonymous

    The Christmas Special is a 10!!! CAUSE IT’S RAINING BACON/CHEESE FLOOD!!!

    • Chris Elliott

      We got beef. We have steaks… We have several steaks.

  • Anonymous

    I’m so happy you shared this ahaha! I love these guys!!! – “next time… we eat a library!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000583209773 Sabrina Camp

    jon just showed me the Slaughterhouse Christmas Special video.
    i was literally laughing out loud.
    ‘are we in heaven … because it’s raining bacon’ my fav part !!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000583209773 Sabrina Camp

    just watched the meatball deathstar one … you’re right it DOES look appetizing.
    i want me a giant meatball !!

    • Anonymous

      Finally watched this one… that thing looks so damn tasty! NEXT TIME WE EAT KEVIN BACON!!!

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